shoutout to all my followers who don’t hate me yet
you dont have to agree with his policies but you have to admit hes the coolest president weve had ever
do you ever roll up your sleeves to wash your hands and one of the sleeves starts slipping down like its attracted to the water and all you can think is “dont you fucking dare”
do all starbucks employees have the same handwriting
my fav thing about tumblr is when someone makes a post calling people out for their shit and people reblog it doing the exact same thing like oh my god you people are too much
This poor girl has the worst luck at awards shows
The poor dear looks so sad and embarrassed in the second one.
I don’t understand how this dress works…
Just because you’ve known of a band longer, doesn’t mean you’re a bigger or better fan of them. Shhh.
I’M HOME ALONE AND MY PARENTS FORGOT TO TELL ME THAT THERE ARE PEOPLE PAINTING OUR HOUSE SO I’VE BEEN REENACTING LES MIS AND I JUST VIOLENTLY THREW OPEN THE WINDOW TO YELL ‘CANONS’ AND THE POOR GUY NEARLY FELL OFF HIS STEPLADDER
DON’T YOU DARE REBLOG THIS I MIGHT GET SUED
i would pay $1000 to see Obama in Frozone’s super suit
this is the most important post
$10000 if he and Michelle acted the scene out
not sure we could raise enough for them to actually do it but we could try
#someone kickstart that shit